Max Read — Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig tie the knot. Crystal Harris tries to sell her ring. Jennifer Aniston gets a tattoo. Sunday gossip is wearing a slip to a party.
Hoping to get their straight marriage in before gay marriage becomes mandatory in the state, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz wed in a small ceremony in New York on Wednesday. Really small: The only guests were Craig's daughter, Weisz's son, and "two friends." Best of luck to the inhumanly good-looking couple.
Horrid blonde woman Crystal Harris, having successfully parlayed her fake relationship with elderly creep Hugh Hefner into something resembling celebrity, is now attempting to sell the gaudy, diamond-encrusted engagement ring that symbolized not just their mutual desire for publicity but also the necrotic tissue around the no-longer beating heart of western culture. She was so far unsuccessful.
Jennifer Aniston, having successfully stolen a man, has gone bad. She got a tattoo! It's an iron cross. Kidding! It's a swastika. Kidding! It's her dog's name: Adolf Hitler. I still don't really understand Paz de la Huerta, like, conceptually, but every time I hear a story like this I think I am getting a little bit closer: "
sauntered around the room in barely-there black dress — which she insisted was not underwear. 'It looks like a slip, but it's really a dress,' she purred to us, pulling down the hemline to lengthen what there was of the garment."
Prince William and Kate Middleton met with families of British soldiers who were killed in Afghanistan. Kate wore a nice navy dress, and William wore a suit of armor under an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Ameriie got married to record executive Lenny Nicholson on Anguilla on Saturday. "1 Thing" is such a great song, so, best of luck to her.
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