Max Read — Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig tie the knot. Crystal Harris tries to sell her ring. Jennifer Aniston gets a tattoo. Sunday gossip is wearing a slip to a party.
Hoping to get their straight marriage in before gay marriage becomes mandatory in the state, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz wed in a small ceremony in New York on Wednesday. Really small: The only guests were Craig's daughter, Weisz's son, and "two friends." Best of luck to the inhumanly good-looking couple.
Horrid blonde woman Crystal Harris, having successfully parlayed her fake relationship with elderly creep Hugh Hefner into something resembling celebrity, is now attempting to sell the gaudy, diamond-encrusted engagement ring that symbolized not just their mutual desire for publicity but also the necrotic tissue around the no-longer beating heart of western culture. She was so far unsuccessful.
Jennifer Aniston, having successfully stolen a man, has gone bad. She got a tattoo! It's an iron cross. Kidding! It's a swastika. Kidding! It's her dog's name: Adolf Hitler. I still don't really understand Paz de la Huerta, like, conceptually, but every time I hear a story like this I think I am getting a little bit closer: "
sauntered around the room in barely-there black dress — which she insisted was not underwear. 'It looks like a slip, but it's really a dress,' she purred to us, pulling down the hemline to lengthen what there was of the garment."
Prince William and Kate Middleton met with families of British soldiers who were killed in Afghanistan. Kate wore a nice navy dress, and William wore a suit of armor under an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Ameriie got married to record executive Lenny Nicholson on Anguilla on Saturday. "1 Thing" is such a great song, so, best of luck to her.
Turns out the Boston Bruins really are big and BAD.The Stanley Cup champions really let loose after their victory parade through Boston on Saturday morning, partying into the night at the Shrine nightclub at Foxwoods Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut.And when it was over, the Bruins had racked up an astonishing four-hour bar tab that totalled $156,679.74 U.S., which included a $100,000 bottle of Ace of Spades "Midas" champagne and a built-in tip of $24,869.80 for a server named Danielle (according to a photograph of the bill).
The Boston Globe and boston reported that nightclub owners Ed Kane, Joe Kane and Randy Greenstein hand-delivered the 30-litre "Midas" bottle, believed to be one of six in existence.The bottle was twice the size of the 15-litre Ace of Spades brut that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban purchased for his team after its NBA championship a little more than a week ago. The Mavericks actually outspent the Bruins at their party, running up a tab of nearly $200,000.Some other highlights on the Bruins' tab: 35 Jager Bombs totalling $525, three bottles of Captain Morgan rum at $300 each, nine Grey Goose Magnums at $600 a pop and 136 Bud Lights totalling $680.
The "Midas" bottle, which was signed by every Bruins team member in attendance, will be on display at High Rollers at Foxwoods and will be raffled off at a later date to benefit the Bruins' charitable foundation.
According to the Globe, "before anyone could sample the Champagne, it had to be opened - and that proved difficult. Zdeno Chara tried, but the 6-9 defenceman couldn't do it. Finally, after a few failed attempts, the cork was removed, and the Champagne was poured into the Stanley Cup."
The newspaper said that while Chara, wearing jeans and an Ed Hardy T-shirt, proved he could dance, "no one kicked it like Brad Marchand and rookie Tyler Seguin, who spent much of the night on top of the bar, shirtless, and spritzing the crowd with champagne.
"They were occasionally joined by teammates, some of whom seemed to be using these postseason parties to perfect their Dougie, the dance made famous by Lil' Wil. Even the team's oldest player, 43-year-old Mark Recchi, jumped up on the bar and busted a move."